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1.73sI'll take Quahog any day.
4.22sI mean, all that place is, is skinny guys rubbing up against you in buses and subways,
1.63sjabbing you in the thigh with their thing.
1.5sYeah, countries is weird.
2.1sBut at least you helped save Joe and Bonnie's marriage.
5.19sI know. Those two lovebirds haven't left their bedroom since we got back.
1s(TRUCK BEEPING)
1.63s(PNEUMATIC TOOLS WORKING)
2.57s
1.53sAhh, romance.
2sSpeaking of which, we ain't boofed in a whole week.
1.37sYeah, but what about the kids?
1.3sAh, they're back at school.
2.53sTurns out I wasn't quite the professor I thought I was.
3.24sThis is what my class is all about! Learn with me, children!
1.17sLet's teach each other!
0.67s
2.4sChris, you know this.
1.74s
1.67sSherman's March to the Sea!
2.6sYes! Finally someone gets it!
1.24s(CRASHING) TEACHER: Ahh!
2.87sFuck children! My cock-sucking elbow!
3.27sAll the saints in Christendom! My elbow's shattered!
1.57sAhh! It's shattered to fuck!
3.64sSomebody get the nurse! Get that big, fucking black nurse!
2.27sAhh! I am so fucked!