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1.18sYou know what I'd really like?
2.62sA piece of that.
1.72sBonnie, for God's sake, stop it.
3.54sLois, I already told you, I'm in Paris to have an affair.
2.3sI'll even do a Muslim if I have to.
4.99sBut I just can't believe you'd throw away all those years with Joe just to have some silly fling.
2.35sI'm not throwing anything away.
2.94sJoe and I have been growing apart for a long time.
1.57sBesides, we've had a good run.
1.33sWe've been married for 80 years.
1.37sYou what?
3.1sWell, that's in married-to-a-handicapped guy years.
1.82sGo, Dallas Cowboys, huh?
1.73sHello. Excuse me?
4.6sYou are American, no? I very much admire your Garry Shandling.
1.5sLook, I know where you're going with this,