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3.2sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.73sAll the things that make us
1.42sLaugh and cry
5.02sHe's a family guy
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3.3sAladdin 5: Jafar Answers the Census.
2.75sOkay, and how many people live in your palace?
1.77sUmm. Does the bird count?
1.73sDoes the bird live here?
1.2sYes.
1.13sThen, yes, the bird counts.
1.07sOkay. Two.
1.17sGreat.
2.13sWhat is your primary source of income?
2.34sUmm. Sorcery.
2.17sAnd a little from political corruption,
1.43sbut primarily sorcery.
1.87sYeah, I'll just put sorcery.
3.9sOkay. Umm, are you gay, straight, or not sure?
1.5sUh, why are you asking me this?
3sIt's just... I don't write the questions.