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1.82sBless you, my son.
2sHi, I'm Father McNamara.
4.44sDo you want to enjoy all the body of Christ without the boring paper-like flavor?
2.45sWell, now you can. With Jeez-Its.
1.33sFlesh of his flesh.
3.82sWith the amazing flavor of real Wisconsin cheddar.
3.54sJeez-Its, they'll have you saying, "Oh, my God! That's good."
1.83sBut don't take my word for it.
3.14sThink of me when you eat this. I'm delicious.
1.95sThat was Jesus who just said that.
2.47sYou know what? You can keep your Paris, France.
1.73sI'll take Quahog any day.
4.22sI mean, all that place is, is skinny guys rubbing up against you in buses and subways,
1.63sjabbing you in the thigh with their thing.
1.5sYeah, countries is weird.
2.1sBut at least you helped save Joe and Bonnie's marriage.
5.19sI know. Those two lovebirds haven't left their bedroom since we got back.
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1.63s(PNEUMATIC TOOLS WORKING)
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