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2.44sChris, Meg, I spoke to your father on the phone,
1.93sand he said you needed to be removed from school.
1.87sI didn't believe it was really him at first,
4.71sbut then I received another call from the very person who I thought was pretending to be him.
2.37sIt caused quite a stir in my office.
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1.12sCome on, children.
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1.3sIs everything all right?
1.18sEverything's fine. It's me.
3.3sI just dressed up like your father to jazz your teachers and get you out of here.
1.9sWhat do you mean? I'm taking you out of here.
1.47sThat place is riddled with goat flu,
1.43sso I'm gonna home school you kids.
1sOh, okay.
1.4sDad, where'd you get this car?
1.49sI borrowed it from Quagmire.
2.6sHe's not home 'cause he got abducted by aliens last night.
3.07sSo, do you guys just not do the anal probe anymore? Is that...
1.6sNo, that's more or less been retired.
2.24sI see, I see.
2.03sDo you still have the thing?
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2.55sOh, my God, what a beautiful room.
3.47sParis is so incredible. I can't believe we're really here.