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4.72sAll right, class, today's final exam will consist of two parts, oral and anal.
2.62sDad, we got to go back to school, real school.
0.9sWhat do you mean?
2.08sThe goat flu outbreak at school is over,
2.64sand honestly, I'm afraid we're not learning anything.
1.78sMeg, you couldn't be wronger.
1.98sChris, dates... Battle of Hastings! I don't know.
1.23s- Franco-Prussian War!
- I don't know.
1.2sSherman's March to the Sea! I don't know.
1.27s- Cuban Missile Crisis!
- No idea.
1sTrail of Tears! Never heard of it.
1.1s- Death of Charlemagne!
- What is that?
1.2sTreaty of Augsburg! I got nothing.
1.57sCortes reaches South America! Pumping a dry well.
1.23s- Teapot Dome Scandal!
- Sounds fake.
1.8sSeptember 11th, 2001! Also sounds fake.
1.67s- The Bronze Age! King James Bible!
- Nope. No.
1.17s- San Juan Hill!
- No!
1.47s- Wounded Knee! Great Schism!
- Stop. Dad!
1.43sI'll take you back to school.