1.93sWell, now, hang on. There might be something to this.
2.33sTOM: Health officials have said that a vaccine is not yet available.
1.72sAnd if you're not scared yet,
2.19shere's some footage of people sneezing at a salad bar.
1.08s(ALL SNEEZING)
1.5s
1.52sOh, dear.
2.14sHere's some footage of people licking subway turnstiles.
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1.8s
1.35sOh!
1.52sWhile James Woods High remains open,
4.4sstudents are reminded to wash their hands frequently and watch for early signs of infection.
2sOh, my God. I got to get the kids out of there.
1.52sWhat? What are you talking about?
2.94sI'm talking about homeschooling, Brian. Just until the crisis is over.
1.5sPeter, that's a complete overreaction.
2.94sI don't think Lois would be happy if you pulled the kids out of school.
2.48sWell, she left me in charge, didn't she? And besides, you know me.
2.84sWhen I set my mind to something, I am not easily deterred.