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3.07sI've been looking over this list of things for the ceremony.
2.03sI've got the extra wine glasses,
2.74sbut I'm still short a tandoori oven,
2.34san elephant and four castrati.
1.93sWhat's a castrati?
2.03sI don't know, but I'm sure it's spicy.
2.67sWhy is that woman still living here?
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2.72sHey. You seen Apu lately? He looks terrible.
2.2sYeah. Rumor has it Marge threw him out.
2.27sAw, tough break. She's a beautiful lady.
2sYou got that straight, Barn.
1.73sTo Marge!
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3.1sMoe, what do you recommend for severe depression?
2.34sBooze, booze and more booze.
3.35sHuh. Nothin' like a depressant to chase the blues away.
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4.82sOh. Manjula and I have not seen each other in 20 years.
2.94sTwo people cannot fall in love sight unseen.
2.34sHold on there. I'm countin' on that.