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1.93sMy family brought me here on Monday,
3.55sbut I broke free and went on a bit of a bender.
3.15sWait a minute. If you're Cornelius Talmadge, then who's--
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4.15sWhen i get old, Marge, i want you to promise you'll put me in a home.
3.04sIt's like being a baby, only you're old enough to appreciate it.
1.85sWell, I'm glad you were having fun,
3.07sbecause I've had my hands full with Apu's mother.
2.28sOh, right, right.
2.77sThe fake marriage thing. How's that going?
1.92sOkay, Apu.
3.17sI am packed and ready to go to the airpor-- Ah!
2.47sOh, my God.
2.14sMarge! How could you?
2.2sOh, Apu, give it up.
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3.4sMother, I am so sorry. I lied to you about being married.
3.25sHe lied to his mother. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
4.25sBut the fact that I would stage this ridiculous farce surely proves to you...