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1.95sAnother bag of chips, Mr. Talmadge?
2.47sPlease. Also, I think I'm getting a bedsore.
2.1sWhat do you have to do to get turned around here?
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2.07sHey. What's Lucky hooked up to?
4sA respirator. It breathes for him.
2.58sAnd here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
2sAnd how come everyone gets a bedpan,
2.14sand I have to walk all the way over there?
1.78sYou mean there?
0.42sYeah.
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3.2sHello. I'm Cornelius Talmadge.
1.93sMy family brought me here on Monday,
3.55sbut I broke free and went on a bit of a bender.
3.15sWait a minute. If you're Cornelius Talmadge, then who's--
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4.15sWhen i get old, Marge, i want you to promise you'll put me in a home.
3.04sIt's like being a baby, only you're old enough to appreciate it.
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