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2.95sOur top story-- Punks, and lots of 'em.
2.55sAnd all to raise money for the Springfield Fire Department...
3.19sto buy a fire engine so they can get to fires.
3.17sLazy bums. Yeah. Why don't we buy 'em mink stoles while we're at it?
2.4sYeah. Good one.
4.62sAnd now let's hear it for our celebrity auctioneer-- Krusty!
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2.64sThe Clown!
2.57sIt's Krusty the Clown!
3.25sWhoo-hoo!
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3.52sThank you. Thank you.
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1.72sHey! Hey!
4.27sEhh! I ain't readin' that. No, not that either.
2.62sOkay. Let's bring on our first bachelor.
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1.64sAll right, ladies.
4.2sThis sexy fellow describes himself as "a big, thirsty teddy bear."
2.73sSay hello to Barney Gumble!
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