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2.15sI got nada. I got zilch. I got bubkes.
2.75sI got zero. Nothin'. Hey!
1.15sPoor Barney.
2.65sThis lot is withdrawn.
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1.87sCome on!
2.64sHe likes sunsets. What more do you want?
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4.87sYarr! I'm not attractive.
3.42sOur last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money.
2.17sLet's hear it for Moe!
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3.19sWhy do we have to stand here? This is so humiliatin'.
2.5sAren't there any good bachelors in this town?
2.62sAw, we're never gonna get that fire engine.
2.05sWell, I guess that's it, folks.
5.57sHad Some lAughs killed some tiMe Apu, you're a bachelor. Get up there.
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