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4.17sI see that sweet little boy who sold me my very first kiss.
2.4sAnd I liked it.
4.25sOh. Do you think this marriage could really work?
2.97sWho knows? We can always get divorced.
2.8sOf course. God bless America.
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3.15sAnd now, ladies and gentlemen,
2.97slet me be the first to present to you...
4.8sMr. and Mrs. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
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1.85sAw, geez!
3.75sI am no good at weddings. I am no good at weddings.
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