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2sNow wipe that smile off your face.
2.47sWe have a wedding to plan. Oh, yes.
2.1s- You know what you could do, Apu?
- Shut up.
2.32sYou could fake your own death. Oh. Would you shut up?
2.07sAll you need is a car bomb and--
1.98sI can't believe you don't shut up!
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3.35sYes. Yes, Manjula. I will take care of all the wedding plans.
2.33sYou just get on a plane and come to America.
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3.2sI have to go.
3.3sBelieve me, I'd like to.
1.9sGood-bye.
3.07sI've been looking over this list of things for the ceremony.
2.03sI've got the extra wine glasses,
2.74sbut I'm still short a tandoori oven,
2.34san elephant and four castrati.
1.93sWhat's a castrati?
2.03sI don't know, but I'm sure it's spicy.
2.67sWhy is that woman still living here?
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2.72sHey. You seen Apu lately? He looks terrible.
2.2sYeah. Rumor has it Marge threw him out.