1.88sGood evening. I am Kent Brockman.
2.95sOur top story-- Punks, and lots of 'em.
2.55sAnd all to raise money for the Springfield Fire Department...
3.19sto buy a fire engine so they can get to fires.
3.17sLazy bums. Yeah. Why don't we buy 'em mink stoles while we're at it?