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2.07sHere's my personal book of pickup lines.
2.54sSay as many of them as you can as fast as you can.
1.77sDon't stop for any reason.
2.1sM-Maybe I'll just give her these flowers.
1.93sWrong, wrong, wrong.
2.08sAnd what's that? Candy?
2.03sCandy's for dorks. Give me that.
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1.83sMm, mm, mmm!
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1.56sHello, beautiful. I got these for you.
2.32sThanks.
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1.73sWell, well, well.
4.07sThis looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
0.77sHalf date.
2.02sWaiter. Bring us a bottle of wine. Half bottle.
2.7sAnd some oysters on the half shell. Quarter shell.
2.22sOh, and I'd like-- Kif's not hungry.