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2.87sMen who call too much are the worst, I bet.
2.17sI just wish a decent guy would call me...
4.54sinstead of this "spleazeball" who has me too terrified to even answer the phone.
2sHello?
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4.77sHello? Is anyone there?
2.52sI love you. Oh.
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2.57sWhy must I be such a coward?
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3.1sKif, I'm headed to the men's room, and I'll be needing an attendant, so--
2.24sOh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman.
2sIt's all right.
2.14sI've always thought of myself as a father figure...