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3.8sNow who's laughing? Now who's laughing?
3.1sAnd that's the story of April Fools' Day.
3.3s- Dad, I was telling the story. - Oh, right.
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3.57sThar she blows. The catch of the day.
4.1sArr, har, har, har, har, har, har, har.
1.95sWhy, ye mutinous dogs.
3.17sFrom this day, I be requiring hairnets.
0.42sArr.
1.95sArr. Arr.
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4.34sGot to fool him before the day is out. But how?
2.3sHe must have a weakness.
4.84sAh, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles' heel, if you will.
3.99sBeer. Beer is the cheese. But how to use it?
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3.22sWhoo! It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up any more...
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