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2.4sBlood for Baal!
3.87sThe Christians changed their calendar and ridiculed those who didn't.
2.97s- Happy New Year!
- Hi-ho, pagans.
2.99sNew Year's was three months ago, but here's a present anyhoo.
2.82sIt's ram's blood for your godless ceremony.
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3.8sApril Fools'!
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3.8sNow who's laughing? Now who's laughing?
3.1sAnd that's the story of April Fools' Day.
3.3s- Dad, I was telling the story.
- Oh, right.
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3.57sThar she blows. The catch of the day.
4.1sArr, har, har, har, har, har, har, har.
1.95sWhy, ye mutinous dogs.
3.17sFrom this day, I be requiring hairnets.
0.42sArr.
1.95sArr. Arr.
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4.34sGot to fool him before the day is out. But how?