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2.54sYou're goin' down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you.
1.82sYou talk better than you fool.
2.14sI'll fool you up real nice.
2.57sYou couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life...
2sif you had an electrified fooling machine.
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3.65sP.U.!
3.9sAh, what noble visionary thought up April Fools' Day?
4.37sLike Halloween and Christmas, April Fools' Day traces its origins to pagan ritual.
2.05sGod bless those pagans.
3.2sApril first used to be the pagan new year.
3.05sBlood for Baal!
1.75sBlood for Baal!
2.4sBlood for Baal!
3.87sThe Christians changed their calendar and ridiculed those who didn't.
2.97s- Happy New Year! - Hi-ho, pagans.
2.99sNew Year's was three months ago, but here's a present anyhoo.
2.82sIt's ram's blood for your godless ceremony.
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3.8sApril Fools'!
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