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1.03sHmm...
3.24sHidden missile silos behind the Great Wall!
2.13sAncient Chinese secret, huh?
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2.79sMr. Monatti, shouldn't I be painting now?
3.9sOh, Trust me. Painting is the least important thing about being a successful artist.
1.07sYou need an image.
1.9sLet's take this Rhode Island lump of clay,
1.7sand turn it into the toast of New York.
2.17sHa, ha, ha! I love toast!
2.35sCut it short and tint it green, the color of money.
1.48sAnd boogerS.
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2.44sI feel like we've been walking in circles.
2.28sI don't know how you can find anything in this city.
1.27sIt's so confusing.
2.32sWell, I bet if Hillary Clinton becomes senator,
1.27sshe'll straighten it out.
2.34seven though she could never straighten out Bill.
0.93s
2.23sI love when you use topical humor.
2.55sIt's just like watching Murphy Brown.
2.47sHey, Murphy, blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah,
0.93sJohn Sununu.
1.23s
1.94sMurphy, blah-blah, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah-blah,
0.9sTipper Gore.
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3.29sHey, Murph, you can't blah-blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah-blah the Ayatollah.