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4sAnd I'm gonna do everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed.
3.22sThen I'm gonna use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams.
1.6sBecause that's good parenting.
1.27sRight, Bing Crosby?
2.14sThat's right, Peter. And if your kids give you any lip,
2.44syou can beat them with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.
2.7sIt won't leave a bruise and they'll let them know who's boss.
1.87sThere's no doubt about it.
1.35sBut tha-that doesn't sound right.
1.4sAre you giving me lip, boy?
2.6sBecause I'll take this belt off and put the smack-down on you!
2.27sIs that what you want? Hey? take one of those!
2.92sHey--hey! Ow! Knock it off! H-hey!
1.95sGet away from me, you dead crooner!
1.55sHi. This is David Leisure.
3.9sYou probably remember me as the neighbor from T.V.'s Empty Nest.
4.07sNo? W-well, How about those car commercials when I played Joe Isuzu?