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2.07sI'll give you $5,000. What do you say?
1.19sI say,
0.63sI love you,
1.4syou freakin' son of mine!
2.33sI got $5,000 for that painting you made me!
2.49sBut i--I painted that just for you.
2.22sAw, Don't feel bad, Chris. I didn't even want it.
4.2sAnd Now we all get a free trip to New York 'cause Mr. Monatti thinks you could be a famous artist.
1.75sMonatti? Antonio Monatti?
1.17sYou've heard of this man?
1.38sHo, Ho, Ho!
2.1sHe's only the biggest art dealer in New York.
2.9sI met him when I was hanging out with Andy Warhol in the '70s.
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2.22sPeter, we are not going to New York!
2.82sLois, our son has been blessed with a great gift.
4sAnd I'm gonna do everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed.
3.22sThen I'm gonna use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams.
1.6sBecause that's good parenting.
1.27sRight, Bing Crosby?
2.14sThat's right, Peter. And if your kids give you any lip,
2.44syou can beat them with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.
2.7sIt won't leave a bruise and they'll let them know who's boss.