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4.07sLook. It says, "Happy Birthday, Daddy. Love, Stewie."
1.57sLet me see that!
1.9sDid you forge my name?
2.3sOh, Is that backward "S" supposed to be cute?
2.57sOh, I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
1.57sFace it, Lois. I'm a nobody.
1.57sWhy can't I be famous like Bob?
2.17sOr my cousin, Kathy Griffin?
1.7sOk. and Then I got on Suddenly Susan,
1.43sAnd that was, like, really cool.
1.18sAnd I still do standup.
2sAnd people laugh and give me money, and that's also cool.
1.63sIsn't this great catching up? Oh.
1.15sAnyway, I was in college--
1.23sShe's still talking.
1.55sI don't get it. I poured it in her drink.
2.07sHis name was Steve Rock. It was really cool.
1.3sHe was the first black Guy I ever did it with.
1.13sOh, boy.
1.6sBut, pff, I went everywhere!
1.68sDon't be depressed, Dad.
2sHere. I made you a present.
1.67sMy God! It's...
1.73sgood. Really good.
3.12sIt's partly an expression of my teenage angst.
1.87sBut mostly it's a moo cow!
1.87sIt's lovely, Chris.
2.14sGo ahead, Peter. Make a wish.
2.3sI'd sell my soul to be famous!
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