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2.84sI'm Neptune, God Of The Sea!
2.6sI sink ships and conjure up storms!
1.37sNo, you're not. I am.
1.93sAnd you know nothing of my work.
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1.89s
1.97sLook at this, Lois. See? Right here.
1.77sI was voted Most Likely To Succeed.
1.3sPeter, that's not you.
1.3sThat's not even a yearbook.
1.57sThat's a People magazine.
2.84sOh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
2.27sCan't we just enjoy the rest of your birthday?
4.07sLook. It says, "Happy Birthday, Daddy. Love, Stewie."
1.57sLet me see that!
1.9sDid you forge my name?
2.3sOh, Is that backward "S" supposed to be cute?
2.57sOh, I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
1.57sFace it, Lois. I'm a nobody.
1.57sWhy can't I be famous like Bob?
2.17sOr my cousin, Kathy Griffin?
1.7sOk. and Then I got on Suddenly Susan,
1.43sAnd that was, like, really cool.
1.18sAnd I still do standup.
2sAnd people laugh and give me money, and that's also cool.
1.63sIsn't this great catching up? Oh.
1.15sAnyway, I was in college--
1.23sShe's still talking.
1.55sI don't get it. I poured it in her drink.
2.07sHis name was Steve Rock. It was really cool.