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2.44sSo what have you done with your life, you jerk?
1.72sUh, uh...
2.84sI'm Neptune, God Of The Sea!
2.6sI sink ships and conjure up storms!
1.37sNo, you're not. I am.
1.93sAnd you know nothing of my work.
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1.97sLook at this, Lois. See? Right here.
1.77sI was voted Most Likely To Succeed.
1.3sPeter, that's not you.
1.3sThat's not even a yearbook.
1.57sThat's a People magazine.
2.84sOh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
2.27sCan't we just enjoy the rest of your birthday?
4.07sLook. It says, "Happy Birthday, Daddy. Love, Stewie."
1.57sLet me see that!
1.9sDid you forge my name?
2.3sOh, Is that backward "S" supposed to be cute?
2.57sOh, I'm going to crap double for you tonight!