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2.37sAw, yeah! He was a loser then, and he's a loser now.
1.92sWe used to kid this guy all the time.
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1.87sBob misses his mommy!
1.6sBob misses his mommy!
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3sSo We're not going just because some little pissant tells us to.
1.28sI demand to see the owner!
2.22sThat's me. I'm Bob Funland.
2.69sWhat? Y-You own this whole place?
2.38sThat's right! This place is my legacy!
2.44sSo what have you done with your life, you jerk?
1.72sUh, uh...
2.84sI'm Neptune, God Of The Sea!
2.6sI sink ships and conjure up storms!
1.37sNo, you're not. I am.
1.93sAnd you know nothing of my work.
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1.97sLook at this, Lois. See? Right here.
1.77sI was voted Most Likely To Succeed.
1.3sPeter, that's not you.
1.3sThat's not even a yearbook.
1.57sThat's a People magazine.
2.84sOh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
2.27sCan't we just enjoy the rest of your birthday?
4.07sLook. It says, "Happy Birthday, Daddy. Love, Stewie."
1.57sLet me see that!
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