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1.3sLois, you lied to me!
1.45sIs Dad mad at me?
2.1sOh, He just doesn't understand.
2.7sI know artists have to make sacrifices and--
1.03sOh, My God!
1.37sAre you Kate Moss?
1.8sWell, for someone with no breasts,
2.34syou've done very well for yourself.
1.1sGood for you.
2.62s
1.38s1541,
2.74sMichelangelo unveils the Sistine Chapel.
1.62s1886,
3.27sSeurat completes La Grande Jatte.
1s1940,
4.74sGeorgia O'Keeffe paints a lot of flowers that look suspiciously like vaginas.
1.12sBut in the new millennium,
3.1sthere is only Christobel.
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1.17s
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2.34sHey, that's not art! Amateur!
1.73sHey, that's my dad!
1.53sExcept for that one.
2.1sThat's my dad if he were a cat.
1.62sHe's the whole reason I'm here.
1.57sLadies and gentlemen,
2.15sI apologize for these eyesores.
2.57sI guess I was wrong about you. You're no artist.