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1.73sThe--The guy who lied?
1.7sOh, Come on! Those were really popular!
1.7sThey ran all the time!
2.34sJeez, All right, look, just buckle up.
1.23sCan I get my check now?
2sOh, Kids. Look at that man over there!
1.3sGrabbing his own crotch!
1.73sOh! So alive, this city!
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1.23sLook, there's Central Park!
1.3sThere's the Empire State Building!
1.25sThere's a hot-dog cart!
2.05sChris, don't spoil your appetite.
2.54sNew York has some of the best restaurants in the world.
1.78sThey even have Indian food here.
1.94sNot the "ho-ho" kind, but the "mm-mm" kind.
1.64sWelcome to the Big Apple, fella.
3.67sYes, just Make sure there's a copy of the Wall Street Journal next to the changing table.
2.3sAnd send a masseuse up. Legitimate!
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2.32sHey, waiter. The name's Peter Griffin.
5.54sMy son here's gonna be the best thing to happen to New York since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless people secretly killed.
2.64sAnd all I gotta do is paint!
3.87sHey, you guys have any bellhops that are rats like the Muppets?
2.35sMom, can we go see a Broadway play tonight?