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1.62sHe's the whole reason I'm here.
1.57sLadies and gentlemen,
2.15sI apologize for these eyesores.
2.57sI guess I was wrong about you. You're no artist.
1.78sYou're just a no-talent punk!
1.17sNow hold on a second!
1.62sYou can talk to my daughter that way,
2.27sbut not my son! Now apologize!
1.57sThe hell I will!
2.47sYou owe me for all the money I invested in your worthless son!
3.14sAll right. Well, here's a little something in return.
1.13sWork of art?
2.87sOr container of crazy purple knockout gas?
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4.6sDad, I'm sorry I'm not gonna be a famous artist you can mooch off of.
2.19sAnd I'm sorry I have no talent.
1.5sAw, That's ok, kids.
2.7sSo I don't have my name on an amusement park.
2sAnd maybe I'll never be famous.
2.74sBut I got 3 wonderful children and a wife that loves me.