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2.57sOh, I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
1.57sFace it, Lois. I'm a nobody.
1.57sWhy can't I be famous like Bob?
2.17sOr my cousin, Kathy Griffin?
1.7sOk. and Then I got on Suddenly Susan,
1.43sAnd that was, like, really cool.
1.18sAnd I still do standup.
2sAnd people laugh and give me money, and that's also cool.
1.63sIsn't this great catching up? Oh.
1.15sAnyway, I was in college--
1.23sShe's still talking.
1.55sI don't get it. I poured it in her drink.
2.07sHis name was Steve Rock. It was really cool.
1.3sHe was the first black Guy I ever did it with.
1.13sOh, boy.
1.6sBut, pff, I went everywhere!
1.68sDon't be depressed, Dad.
2sHere. I made you a present.
1.67sMy God! It's...
1.73sgood. Really good.
3.12sIt's partly an expression of my teenage angst.
1.87sBut mostly it's a moo cow!