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2.32sHey, waiter. The name's Peter Griffin.
5.54sMy son here's gonna be the best thing to happen to New York since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless people secretly killed.
2.64sAnd all I gotta do is paint!
3.87sHey, you guys have any bellhops that are rats like the Muppets?
2.35sMom, can we go see a Broadway play tonight?
2.99sCount me out. I'm never going to the theater with Peter again.
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1.6s"Remember when you were younger,
3.57s"Uncle Vanya used to spend whole nights "translating books for you?
2.27s"Uncle Vanya and I worked without rest,
2.43s"afraid to spend a kopeck on ourselves."
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1.37sWhat the hell is this?
1.1sFor crying out loud!
1.87sSomebody throw a pie!
1.15sScrew the theater.
3.74sMr. Monatti invited us to A cocktail party so Chris can meet a bunch of artists.
1.88sIt's at the Museum of Modern Art.
2.24sOh, God, I hope that's not some kind of museum!
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