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3.92sBut the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I'll become!
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1.92sHappy birthday!
2.15sAw, I can't believe it! Quagmire, Cleveland,
1.27sJoe! Who are you?
2.4sI'm the guy whose car you just slammed into!
2.03sLois, you invited everyone!
2.62s
1.53sExcuse me. Excuse me.
1.57sUh, My friend is differently abled.
1.07sMay he go ahead of you?
1.87sOf course.
3.27sFrontsies, backsies, backsies, backsies.
0.8sWell, hello.
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2.39sYou must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
1.6s
1.38sCareful, JOE!
1.33sKiss off! Yeah!
0.89s
0.77shmm.
1.7sYour father.
3.74sSometimes I don't think he'll be happy until he's completely paralyzed.
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