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2.54sNew York has some of the best restaurants in the world.
1.78sThey even have Indian food here.
1.94sNot the "ho-ho" kind, but the "mm-mm" kind.
1.64sWelcome to the Big Apple, fella.
3.67sYes, just Make sure there's a copy of the Wall Street Journal next to the changing table.
2.3sAnd send a masseuse up. Legitimate!
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2.32sHey, waiter. The name's Peter Griffin.
5.54sMy son here's gonna be the best thing to happen to New York since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless people secretly killed.
2.64sAnd all I gotta do is paint!
3.87sHey, you guys have any bellhops that are rats like the Muppets?
2.35sMom, can we go see a Broadway play tonight?
2.99sCount me out. I'm never going to the theater with Peter again.
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1.6s"Remember when you were younger,
3.57s"Uncle Vanya used to spend whole nights "translating books for you?
2.27s"Uncle Vanya and I worked without rest,