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1.64sNo, no, No, no. I mean that painting.
2.1sI must have it for my gallery in Soho.
2.07sI'll give you $5,000. What do you say?
1.19sI say,
0.63sI love you,
1.4syou freakin' son of mine!
2.33sI got $5,000 for that painting you made me!
2.49sBut i--I painted that just for you.
2.22sAw, Don't feel bad, Chris. I didn't even want it.
4.2sAnd Now we all get a free trip to New York 'cause Mr. Monatti thinks you could be a famous artist.
1.75sMonatti? Antonio Monatti?
1.17sYou've heard of this man?
1.38sHo, Ho, Ho!
2.1sHe's only the biggest art dealer in New York.
2.9sI met him when I was hanging out with Andy Warhol in the '70s.
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2.22sPeter, we are not going to New York!
2.82sLois, our son has been blessed with a great gift.
4sAnd I'm gonna do everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed.
3.22sThen I'm gonna use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams.
1.6sBecause that's good parenting.
1.27sRight, Bing Crosby?