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1.38s1541,
2.74sMichelangelo unveils the Sistine Chapel.
1.62s1886,
3.27sSeurat completes La Grande Jatte.
1s1940,
4.74sGeorgia O'Keeffe paints a lot of flowers that look suspiciously like vaginas.
1.12sBut in the new millennium,
3.1sthere is only Christobel.
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2.34sHey, that's not art! Amateur!
1.73sHey, that's my dad!
1.53sExcept for that one.
2.1sThat's my dad if he were a cat.
1.62sHe's the whole reason I'm here.
1.57sLadies and gentlemen,
2.15sI apologize for these eyesores.
2.57sI guess I was wrong about you. You're no artist.
1.78sYou're just a no-talent punk!
1.17sNow hold on a second!
1.62sYou can talk to my daughter that way,
2.27sbut not my son! Now apologize!
1.57sThe hell I will!
2.47sYou owe me for all the money I invested in your worthless son!
3.14sAll right. Well, here's a little something in return.