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3.57sAh, there's nothing better than a cigarette,
3.74sunless it's a cigarette lit with a hundred-dollar bill.
3.19sPut 5,000 bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
2.34sMy house is dirty. Buy me a clean one.
2.9sKrusty, as your accountant, I must warn you--
2.5sDid you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
3.4sYes, but she's still-- I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!
0.45sGeorge Carlin on three.
3.5sYeah! Lawsuit? Oh, come on!
3.29sMy "seven words you can't say on TV" bit was entirely different...
2.74sfrom your "seven words you can't say on TV" bit!
1.74sSo I'm a thief, am I?
2.39sWell, excu-u-uSe me!
1.88sGive him 10 grand.
0.03sSteve Martin on four.
2.17sTen grand.
3.52sKrusty, in regards to the large wager you made...