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1.77sLet's walk and talk.
3.07sI have some wonderful stories about other famous people that include me in some way.
2.99s- Uh, can't. I gotta go distract bulls at a rodeo. - Hey, me too!
4sWe can go together. Uh... no, I'm going a different way than you, Dick.
3.5sYour churlish attitude reminds me of a time I was having dinner with Groucho--
3.17sLook, you're gonna be having dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it!
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1.94sUh, being a clown sucks.
4.22sYou get kicked by kids, bit by dogs and admired by the elderly.
3.19sWho am I clowning? I have no business being a clown.
3.3sI'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.
2.67sOh, no.
2.69sWell, well, well, velocity boy.
3.84sI'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you-- Hey, hey! Krusty!
4.47sI'm not Krusty. To think I was gonna give you a ticket-- Krusty the Clown!
0.48sI am not Krusty!
3.42sHey, Krusty, you remember that time we got loaded...
3.42sand set those beavers loose in that pine furniture store?
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