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4.8sYes, he can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny.
2.7sSee you tomorrow, kids!
3.7sBut before I go, I'd just like to say--
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3.57sAh, there's nothing better than a cigarette,
3.74sunless it's a cigarette lit with a hundred-dollar bill.
3.19sPut 5,000 bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
2.34sMy house is dirty. Buy me a clean one.
2.9sKrusty, as your accountant, I must warn you--
2.5sDid you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
3.4sYes, but she's still-- I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!
0.45sGeorge Carlin on three.
3.5sYeah! Lawsuit? Oh, come on!
3.29sMy "seven words you can't say on TV" bit was entirely different...