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3.25sBut you haven't won anything in months. I'll just make more money.
1.95sCrank out some cheesy merchandise.
2.9sBut you've already merchandised everything-- Krusty's Monopoly game,
2.2sthe Krusty croWd-control barrier.
3.12sNothing is selling anymore, not even your new Lady Krusty line.
3.49sBut our infomercials are running 24 hours a day!
4.85sSo, what do you think of the Lady Krusty mustache-removal system now, Angelique?
2.69sIt's "Krusterrific," johnny Unitas.
4.19s- But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
- Probably.
2.22sAt this rate, you'll be broke in a month.
3.99sThe only thing left to do is to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys.
3.39s- You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown?
- Exactly.
3.59sForget it! I'll just cut back on the condor egg omelets.
2.92sMmm. A couple of those would be tasty right now.
2.3sI'll found the college tomorrow.
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