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0.45sGeorge Carlin on three.
3.5sYeah! Lawsuit? Oh, come on!
3.29sMy "seven words you can't say on TV" bit was entirely different...
2.74sfrom your "seven words you can't say on TV" bit!
1.74sSo I'm a thief, am I?
2.39sWell, excu-u-uSe me!
1.88sGive him 10 grand.
0.03sSteve Martin on four.
2.17sTen grand.
3.52sKrusty, in regards to the large wager you made...
2.2son yesterday's horse race--
3.74sOh, come on. How 'bout letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?
0.5sWho do you like?
1.25sThe tenor.
3.39sOkay, but we're only letting the bet ride...
4.19sbecause you crack us so consistently... up.
3.09sYou've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty.
2.02sNo can do.
1.64s
2.47sAnd those ridiculous bets you make.
3.09sGambling is the finest thing a person can do, if he's good at it.