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2.89sPeter! Peter!
3.84sthere's--There's so much doody in here.
3.14sI ca-- I can't take it anymore.
4.15sI haven't eaten in 4 days 'cause I-- 'Cause--'cause I...
2.84sI just can't fit any more in there.
1.63sHelp me.
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1.55sOk, now when we get to your mother's cage,
1.97ssay hello, but don't drag your ass,
1.6s'cause I want to go the reptile house.
1.37sOh, And we got to see those pandas.
2.24sPeter, this isn't a zoo, it's a prison.
1.5sQuagmire, what are you doin' here?
1.43sAh, It's conjugal visit day.
1.82sYou know, I love doing a woman in the can.
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2.15sWho else but Quagmire?
2.03sHe's Quagmire, Quagmire
2.42sYou never really know what he's gonna do next
2.27sHe's Quagmire, Quagmire
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5.56sLet's have sex I do hope nothing happens to spoil this fancy dinner party.
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2.14sWho else but Quagmire?
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