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3.14sLucky there's a family guy
3.2sLucky there's a man who Positively can do
1.67sAll the things that make us
1.63sLaugh and cry
4.79sHe's a family guy
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2.2sOk, now, don't wander too far, kids.
3.87sYou know, more children get kidnapped at the grocery store than anywhere else.
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1.1sHey.
1.2sAh, You got me!
1.37sOh, Not quick enough.
1.23sNot quick enough, no.
1.17sNo, I was close, though.
1.44sYou were close.
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1.84sI'm gonna go get some oranges, Stewie.
2.45sHere, hold the rest of these bags for Mommy.
1.7sOh, What brilliant parenting, Lois.
2.1sLeave a tiny infant with a plastic bag.
1.77sYou know, I might asphyxiate myself,
1.17sjust to teach you a lesson.
3.52sHere I go, just like that boy from INXS.
2.25sI am going to do it. I am going to do it.
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