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2.24sPeter, this isn't a zoo, it's a prison.
1.5sQuagmire, what are you doin' here?
1.43sAh, It's conjugal visit day.
1.82sYou know, I love doing a woman in the can.
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2.15sWho else but Quagmire?
2.03sHe's Quagmire, Quagmire
2.42sYou never really know what he's gonna do next
2.27sHe's Quagmire, Quagmire
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5.56sLet's have sex I do hope nothing happens to spoil this fancy dinner party.
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2.14sWho else but Quagmire?
2.67sHe's Quagmire, Quagmire
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1.87sOh, it is so good to see all of you.
1.28sHow is everything at home?
3.47sOh, It's horrible, Lois. I've had to do all the things that you usually do.
0.92sLike the other night,
1.58sI had to go to your book club meeting.
5.26sWell, I really admired the mother character's admission of personal torment after her daughter's death.
1.1sI--i disagree.
5.57sI felt a total lack of ethical integrity in her readiness to abandon her children and start a life of her own.
3.04sAh, Here's another thing: The book can also be