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2.07sHey, is that an original Matisse?
1.53sUh, Hey, uh, Bonnie.
1.9sUh, Listen, why don't you stop with the questions, huh?
1.8sYou're ruining everyone's good time.
3.2sLike Peter did, when he used to entertain terminally ill kids.
1.4sHi there. How you all doin'?
2.28sAll right, so I'm at the D.M.V. the other day.
2.04sLong lines. Long lines at the D.M.V.
2.85sBut you'll find out all about that when you get...
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3.54sUm, Movin' on. So, uh, I finally tried Viagra and--
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2.2sOh, We got a joker in the audience there.
2.77sYou, uh, You got something you want to say, there, Mr. Heckler?
1.77sDying hurts.
1.03sTell me about it.
1.3sSo anyway, who hates flyin'?
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1.6sBrian, what are you doin' here?
1.73sI should ask you the same question.
3.07sLois, you're in an auto parts store, stealing mufflers.
2.34sThis is worse than that Winona Ryder thing.
1.53sOh, Are you sayin' I am a klepto?
2.27sActually, I was talking about The Age of innocence.