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2.65s"Are they gonna make "a diving-board head-injury joke?
1.82s"Are they gonna make an AIDS joke?
4.79s"Or are they gonna make a joke about the fact "that his last name sounds suspiciously like 'anus'?"
3.79sWell, we're gonna take the high road and do a no-body-hair joke.
0.93sBrian?
2.27sHi, I'm Greg Louganis. I'm totally shaven.
2.34sTerrific! Terrific.
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2.25sDamn it, Swanson. I want them found.
3.25sMayor West, we have every available man looking for the Griffins.
1.4sWe just don't have any leads.
1.67sNot the Griffins, you moron!
2.12sThe rest of my Lite Brite pieces!
1.93sMy name isn't "Adam We"!
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2.2sOr is it? Who am I?
1.33sWhat number did you dial?
1.9sDon't ever call here again.
1.87sI guess I told him!
2.87sNobody messes with Adam We.
1.85sAnd now, ladies and gentlemen,
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