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4.14sWell, We'll all have to get jobs, but I'm sure we'll each find something we can do.
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1.2sWhere are you from?
0.97sTokyo.
2.57soh, Tokyo! Yeah, it's a great town.
1.13sLot of people, though.
1.17sYup.
5.14sYou-You're here on business? I bet its business 'cause I had a fare earlier today that...
1.83sThis used to be a people business,
1.72sbut now, I don't know.
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4.2sOh, Damn! I say, I seem to have sewn a shoe to my hand, may I go to the nurse?
1.57sReplace him!
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1.4sFaster!
4.6sSo, what exactly would you say qualifies you to work as a sumo wrestler?
1.13sOh, are you kiddin'?
2.59sI'm a born athlete, just like Greg Louganis.
1.35sHi, I'm Peter Griffin.
1.44sYou're probably asking yourself,
1.47s"Which way are they gonna go?
2.65s"Are they gonna make "a diving-board head-injury joke?
1.82s"Are they gonna make an AIDS joke?
4.79s"Or are they gonna make a joke about the fact "that his last name sounds suspiciously like 'anus'?"