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2.37sPrincipal Skinner !
1.73sHello, Mrs. Simpson. I'm afraid there's been...
2.6s- a very disturbing incident at school today.
- I'm outta here.
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1.7sHomer, Principal Skinner is here.
3.64sHello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
1.87sMm-hmm. I understand completely.
1.97sThe disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning...
4swhen your son flushed an explosive device down the boys' lavatory.
0.46sThat ol' gag.
2.01sUnfortunately, at the same moment,
2.94smy mother was in the girls' lavatory making use of the facilities.
2.23sOh, dear. Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
2.2swe have transcended incorrigible.
2.53sI don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick.
3.1sI think it behooves us all to consider... deportation.
3.17sDeportation ? You mean kick Bart out of the country ?
0.23sHear him out, Marge.
4.98sWell, perhaps I was being a tad glib. Let me explain.
3.07sOur elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program.
4.07sNormally, a student is selected on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence,
3.53sbut in Bart's case, I'm prepared to make a big exception.