3.64sHello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
1.87sMm-hmm. I understand completely.
1.97sThe disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning...
4swhen your son flushed an explosive device down the boys' lavatory.
0.46sThat ol' gag.
2.01sUnfortunately, at the same moment,
2.94smy mother was in the girls' lavatory making use of the facilities.
2.23sOh, dear. Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
2.2swe have transcended incorrigible.