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1.93sMmm. Mmm.
1.93sHomer, no!
2.64sThose were made in the '60s.
3.37sMmm. Turbulent.
1.97sOw!
1.67sWhat the hell--
2.64sWhoa. A solid gold animal cracker.
5.34s"Find the golden giraffe, and we'll send you and your family to Africa."
3.09sAfrica? They're bound to have food there.
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3.59sAnd on my free African safari, I wanna do everything on this box.
3.57sI want to shoot a lion in the face, fight Muhammad Ali...
2.03sand ride in a convertible with two happy zebras.
2.87sSir, that contest ended 30 years ago.
2.47sWe don't even make animal crackers anymore.
2.23sWe make household poisons and Christmas lights.
3.22sYour box made promises of a "vacational" nature,
2.13sand I expect you to live up to them.
2sWe won't though.
3.85sSir, with all due respect, an old box of cookies is not a legal contract.